Write and email, get 2 back, ad infinitum

Send an email, get 2 back, send an email get 2 back, send an email get 2 back, send an email get 2 back, send an email get 2 back, send an email get 2 back. Have an afternoon nap, wake up to 20 emails, clear 10 emails, go and pick the kids up, 20 more emails arrive.

NOT NOW KIDS DADDY’S BUSY. OK FINE LET’S GET THE LEGO OUT

“Daddy, no phones out during lego time”

“Oh yes sorry yes you’re right”

Lego Lego Lego Lego Lego Lego

30 emails in the inbox. Kids go to bed. I take myself to Wetherspoons with my laptop 9.30pm-midnight. Emails all done again.

Wake up next day and do it allllll again.

Thankfully I’m a fast typer and I love writing emails so BRING IT ON!